Atom and His Package - Break Down The Walls

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Atom and His Package - Happy Birthday General

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “Holy shit, I can’t believe this site has now existed for 10 years whole years, giving you our shitty opinions…” on Mar 3rd, 2017 →

Atom and His Package - I, Professional Gambler

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “I know, posts have been kind of scarce and rarer than a Lifetime show these days, but I just got…” on Jan 29th, 2014 →

Atom and His Package - What WE Do on Christmas

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “Well it’s finally Christmas, and at least for us east coasters, it’s almost coming to an end. Hopefully all of…” on Dec 25th, 2012 →

Atom and His Package - Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “Holy matrimony, batman. Did you know that in ancient times, the job of the groomsmen was to protect the bride…” on Jul 16th, 2012 →

Atom and His Package - Hats Off To Halford

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Atom and His Package - Getaway Car

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “So this past weekend, I was driving and some guy sideswiped my new car... Ok, shitty situation but not the…” on Sep 19th, 2011 →

Atom and His Package - Before My Friends Do

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “(bonus points if you can name my school)Ahh homecoming 2010. I wasn't sure this year if I was going to…” on Oct 25th, 2010 →

Atom and His Package - Possession (Not The One By Danzig)

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Atom and His Package - Philadelphia

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “So, I've been having some issues with my current city Philadelphia, and the problems all stem from this website you're…” on May 24th, 2010 →

Atom and His Package - I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer

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Atom and His Package - Dear Atom, You Do Not Want Children. Love, Atom

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Atom and His Package - Mission 1: Avoid Job Working with Assholes

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “So dudes/dudettes. There's a chance I won't be able to post at all next week (very high actually), but I…” on Aug 27th, 2010 →

Atom and His Package - Snowshoe BBQ

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “Haha holy shit, we're getting hammered! No, not in the getting wasted variety... but I thought winter was pretty much…” on Feb 25th, 2010 →

Atom and His Package - Goalie

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “So Atom and hi.... OH MY GOD ARE THOSE HIS TEETH??? Eeeeeew.... gingivitis! err. um, where was I? So we…” on Dec 17th, 2008 →

Atom and His Package - Waiting Room

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Battle of the Midwestern HousewivesFollow “(The famous "hand wave of death and inevitable destruction) Looks like Fugazi has some military allies. Atom is going to…” on Aug 27th, 2007 →