Alright, I have an admittedly insane idea, but if I don't ask it, you know,
It's gonna haunt me the rest of my life
Um...
I wanna keep talking to you, you know, I have no idea what your situation is, but
I feel like we have some kind of a connection, right
Yeah, me too
Yeah, right, well, great
So listen, here's the deal, this is what we should do

You should get off the train with me here in Vienna and come check out the town
What?
Come on, it'll be fun
What do we do?
Um, I don't know

All I know is I have to catch an Austrian Airlines flight tomorrow morning at 9.30 and
I don't really have enough money for a hotel, so I was just gonna walk around and
It'd be a lot more fun if you came with me
And if I turn out to be some kind of psycho, you know, you just get on the next train

Alright, alright, think of it like this
Um...
Jump ahead ten, twenty years, okay
And you're married
And only your marriage doesn't have that same energy that it used to have, you know
You start to blame your husband, you start to think about all those guys you've met in
your life and what might have happened if you picked up with one of them, right?

Well, I'm one of those guys
That's me
You know, so think of this as time travel, from then, to now to find out what you're missing out on

See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and your future husband
To find out that you're not missing out on anything
I'm just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated, totally boring, and, uh,
You made the right choice and you're really happy

Let me get my bag